Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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