How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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