I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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