So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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