I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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