Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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