I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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