4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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