how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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