He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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