he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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