I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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