i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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