She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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