scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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