I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Randomize
