i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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