quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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