Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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