There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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