it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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