I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Can I color on your dick again?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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