We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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