what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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