Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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