All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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