Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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