Don't you send me to vm
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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