You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
