is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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