i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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