you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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