Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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