the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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