Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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