Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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