After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Swine flu. Run for my life!
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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