i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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