One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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