Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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