Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I need moral support for this bender
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
He has the fingertips of a God
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