they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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