like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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