I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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