She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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