oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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