Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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