I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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