I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Randomize
