what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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