Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Randomize
