Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
