This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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