So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Randomize
